I am bleeding too death…

Have you ever slept in your bathtub? Is it on your bucket list?  A few weeks ago, I purchased a new bedroom set. Finally, the night before the delivery, I found some time to clear everything out of my bedroom and clean my carpet (thank you Mom and Dad).  As we were finishing up with the carpet, my mom asked where I was going to sleep.  At that moment, I realized that I did not have any place to sleep. Jokingly, she suggested that I should sleep in my bathtub. I thought about it for a few minutes and decided that it would be the most perfect place to sleep.  I had already placed all of my bedding in the bathtub and it did look a little comfy…

I piled all my blankets and pillows in the bathtub and settled down to go to sleep.  The first couple of hours, I was cozy and comfortable.  Then I woke up…I thought that I had cut off my arm.  It was all tingly I couldn’t move it.  I couldn’t figure out what caused that little situation.  Finally, after regaining the feeling in my arm, I fell back to sleep.

All of a sudden, I woke up.  I could feel this warm thick liquidy substance all over me.  At first, I thought that I was bleeding too death. Yes, that was my first thought…I am bleeding but I am not in pain.  I knew that I was going to die since there was so much blood.  I didn’t dare move. Finally, gaining all of the courage that I could get, I flipped on my light.  It was bubble bath.  Vanilla Sugar Bubble Bath.  

Somehow and sometime during the night…I had knocked the bubble bath off the shelf, the lid came off and drained out of that bottle.  It was everywhere. I was covered in bubble bath.  My blankets and pillows were covered in bubble bath. Bubble bath was everywhere. Have you ever cleaned up a spilt bottle of bubble bath?  It isn’t that easy.  But…my bathroom did smell simply delicious!

…I should have slept on the couch. 

~Michelle