1. It does not matter where you sit at a Jazz game, you can see.
(Row 1 through 20 are my favorite spots, but the last seat at the top is a lot of fun, too).
2. It does not matter where you sit at a Jazz game, the person next to you will get up every 10 minutes.
(Even if it is on the last row--who cares that you climb 21 stairs to get to your destination every 10 minutes.)
3. It does not matter where you sit at a Jazz game, the whole arena is extremely loud.
(How can someone sleep through that kind of noise?)
4. It does not matter where you sit at a Jazz game, SHAQ looks huge!!
(Even from far away, he looks like a gorilla.)
5. It does not matter where you sit at a Jazz game, you always find someone to entertain you.
(The row in front of us consumed 42-16 ounces of beer, the couple next to me consumed 6- 16 ounces of beer at $6.75 a glass--that is $324.00 in beer consumption between 9 people!) Another note...have you ever seen a intoxicated person try and walk down 21 stairs?
6. It does not matter where you sit at a Jazz game, you are always included in the celebration!!
(Whether the celebration is because of the game or because of something happening close to you--you are always included.)
Oh, it was a great game. Thanks Mary & Jon for the Christmas present!!!
Go Jazz Go!!
